Ahh, we had a glorious banquet!! It was so fun, we had a reception thing first and I played some of my brand new compositions, and then the food was excellent and so were all the comments for the coaches and players and stuff. And the hanging out and socializing, can't miss that stuff! All in all, it came out perfectly...well, almost that is...we had some stalls and some, "uh, what do we do now?" moments but that was about it. I am so tired though so I'll leave you with some quotes...
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas .
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.
P.S. You gotta wonder sometimes, I guess some people just don't think before they speak...and...sometimes it's not a "oh I didn't say that" especially when half of America gets their hands on it...
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I loved it. Phyicists aren't so bad in the brainless range, but they do say some funny things. For instance
"if this turns out to be true (speaking about the quantum mechanical wave partical theory) I'll quit physics."
-Max von Laue
and
"I do not like it, and I am sorry I ever had anything to do with it."
-Erwin Schrödinger
there are some other funny ones as well (provided you like quantum mechanics.)
I compose, but I cannot play my own compositions. I wish I could.
-Graham McCullough
yeah. what about howard dean's fav book of the New Testament?
JOB is what he answered!
just what was he thinking? (besides prolly nothing)
I like the idea of Norman Einstein :-)
Norman Einstein. Hehe.
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