Experiment the first.

I have not posted in (calculating many numbers...) 3 years, 5 months and 5 days. This is a rather lengthy amount of time, so long in fact that it is rather humorous to go back and read all my brilliantly written posts about world changing current events. So I am now performing a social experiment. The first person to notice that I have posted will receive a gift of sorts. Maybe. Let the games begin.